My Favorite Commenter, aka Keep Your Mouth Shut

The Red State Conservative blog has been in existence for almost 3-and-a-half years. During that time many conservatives, liberals, and independents have commented. However, there is one particular commenter I would like to recognize.

Who could deserve such recognition? One who has logged more comments than any other person. One who takes full advantage of the First Amendment. So much so that some comments have been rejected due to not following the posting guidelines.

I am sure this person needs no introduction because you have all seen the name many times. Yes, it is my good friend, Anonymous.

I realize everyone has their own set of rules to live by and I have mine. I even have a set of rules regarding political commentary.

  • Rule #1 - If it is relevant, heartfelt, and truthful, then you should have no issues with signing your name. If you won't sign your posts or comments, you really don't believe what you are saying. Advice: Believe what you say, sign your posts, or keep your mouth shut.

  • Rule #2 - Control the immaturity. If you can't address the issue because all you can do is launch personal attacks and profanity, keep your mouth shut.

  • Rule #3 - Fact check. When you repeat something you've heard without fact checking, you become as big of a moron as Dan Rather and 80 percent of the dorks on CNN. If you don't fact check, it's better to keep your mouth shut.

  • Rule #4 - Be quick to admit when you make a mistake. And be sincere. You'll be looked at as a bigger person if you admit it when you screw up. If you can't say "I was wrong," you should keep your mouth shut.

Happy New Year!

Happy New Year to all of the RSC readers out there. Thank you for helping make this blog fun and exciting. We wish you all the best in 2010. The winds of change are blowing, my friends.

2005 Chateau Bel Air (Haut-Medoc, Bordeaux)

This was -- surprise! -- a good value in a Bordeaux. Lots of character, very good balance.

Mellow, dark ruby with a plasma-like sultriness. Nose was initially closed at first, with a strong forest underbrush scent, but after I poured the second glass through a "Vinturi" aeration device (which I will post about next), it displayed loads of blackberry and cassis fruit, with a dry, baker's chocolate component, along with steely minerals and scorched gravel. Medium-full body, with mouthfilling flavors that initially show lots of briar-laced cassis, but display a growing liquid minerality as it lingers into a long finish. There is still a bit of tannin to resolve, but overall there is lovely balance. Hard to find Bordeaux of this quality under $20 -- this one was $14 and change at Spec's on Westheimer and Commonwealth. 88. Imported by Fruit of the Vine.

2008 Domaine Dupeuble BEAUJOLAIS (Burgundy, France)

A textbook Beaujolais!

Unbelievably peppy nose -- crunchy, zesty red grapes and cherry, along with freshly-split stones. Relatively concentrated, crisp flavors of vibrant cherry and liquid granite, with medium-light body and a long, pure, refreshing finish. Just a joy to drink with dinner. 89. Was $18 at Central Market, I think (can't find the receipt). Imported by Kermit Lynch.

(Photo thanks to Drinkwhatyoulike.wordpress.com)

2005 Chante Cigale CHATEAUNEUF DU PAPE (Southern Rhone, France)

A superb Chateauneuf at an outstanding price. Everything a Chateauneuf should be -- full-bodied, concentrated, classic flavor profile, great texture, nice complexity.

Dark black ruby with some softening at the rim. Nose was earthy and muted at first, but over the course of dinner it blossomed in the decanter to reveal a seductive raspberry/blackberry fruitiness, with notes of spiced lemon and smoky stones. Densely-flavored and full bodied, with a mouthcoating richness of inky, iodine-laced blackberry fruit, leaving a long, iron-rich aftertaste in the pleasantly peppery finish. Loads of soft tannin will ensure a few more years of nice ageing. 90. Was $25.99 at HEB on Buffalo Speedway, making it $10-$15 cheaper than any other Chateauneuf you are likely to find in its quality range.
Imported by Terrisson Wines.

2006 Clos des Allées MUSCADET de Sevre et Maine Sur Lie "Vieilles Vignes" (Loire, France)

A classic Muscadet -- crisp, bone dry, fresh, minerally.

Crystal clear pale gold with a greenish glint. Zesty nose of chalky lemon-lime fruity with some slightly smoky straw scents. Crisp and very stony & minerally in the mouth. Features crunchy green apple fruit. Medium-bodied and with good flavor concentration. Nice balance and crispness in the bone dry, refreshing finish. 88. Was $15 at Richard's on San Felipe and Voss. Imported by Louis/Dressner Selections.

2006 Yangarra Old Vines GRENACHE "Single Vineyard" (McLaren Vale, Australia)

A very good, not overly jammy Aussie Grenache.

Deep red ruby color. Intense nose of ripe blackberry juice, sweet, smoky sandstone, and a hint of menthol and dried herbs. Good weight initially in the mouth, with lots of dark berry and steely mineral flavors. Lots of the physical building blocks of wine present: tannin, alcohol, and acidity in good measure. A bit lacking in length, however, as the flavors fade pretty quickly, leaving tannin (fairly soft variety) and alcohol as the final impression. Would have been outstanding with more length. As it is, 88. Was $22 at Spec's on Smith.

2006 Domaine de Pallus CHINON "Les Pensees de Pallus" (Loire, France)

An excellent, traditional Cabernet Franc from the Loire. As with most Cabernet Franc wines from this region, this wine presents a flavor profile that may be outside the norm for those raised on really ripe California and Australian reds. I like it a lot, but it's one of those wines I have to specifically be in the mood for (and be cooking some sort of Frenchy-type chicken dish for it to accompany).

Dark, blackish ruby. Nose of fragrant, smoky embers, black cherries, machine oil, and loads of minerals. Mouthfilling and densely-flavored, yet with moderate alcohol. Flavors envelope the mouth and then linger -- bone dry black cherry and blackberry extracts, minerals and more minerals, and a freshly-fallen forest leaves component. Tremendous length, and good structure provided by loads of soft tannin. Outstanding. 90. Imported by the Rare Wine Company, Cal. About $21 at Spec's on Smith.







2008 Tenuta Cocci Grifoni "TELLUS" (50% Montepulciano, 25% Merlot, 25% Cabernet) (Marche, Italy)


A modern "international style" wine that, while technically good, tastes like an oaky wine that could have been made anywhere.


Dark, youthful black ruby. Lots of smoky, earthy, pencil lead scents, with substantial deep, dark cherry fruit and baker's chocolate underneath. Deep, low-toned concentrated flavors that tend toward the more oaky, chocolately side, with fruit again taking a back seat, this time in the form of smoked dark cherry liqueur. Fair amount of soft tannin. Flavorful, but in such a generic way that there is no way I would have picked this out as having been either from the Marche or from the Montepulciano grape if I hadn't looked at the label. 87. Lost the receipt, but I think I got this at Central Market for around $24.

2005 Chateau Duplessis (Cru Bourgeois, Moulis) (Bordeaux, France)

A middle of the road Bordeaux. Eh.

Soft, medium dark blackish ruby. Medium intensity nose of dry blackberry and cassis, with some high-toned smoke-laced gravelly scents. Cassis, pencil lead, and some peanutty/scorched earth flavors fill the mouth quickly, but then fade just as quickly, leaving a fair amount of puckery tannin and mouthwateringly crisp acidity as the only lingering notes in the short finish. 84. Was about $19 at Spec's Warehouse on Westheimer and Commonwealth.
(Sorry -- 2004 pictured)

Global Warming: Nothing But Lies

It has been my stated opinion for years that man-made global warming is a farce and nothing more than a vehicle for the government to seize more power. Now emails have surfaced that lend credence to my position.

I am not a scientist. I am not a climatologist. I am not a meteorologist. However, I do have logical, analytical thought processes. Even without them, just a handful of common sense would tell you that man's activities on this Earth have an insignificant impact on the atmosphere.

That is a key. Man is insignificant in comparison to the Earth.

Liberals use the mantra that there is a "consensus" of experts who support the man-made global warming theory. There was also a consensus that the world was flat. There was a consensus that Louis Pasteur was a lunatic because he believed in microorganisms and their effect on the human body.

Consensus means nothing. Global warming fear mongering is simply a method of giving more power over you to the government. Don't buy it.

Beyond Afghanistan

After months of deliberation, President Obama arrived at his decision on how to proceed with the war in Afghanistan: send 30,000 additional U.S. soldiers to this God-forsaken patch of high desert. It has been reported that General Stanley McChrystal offered the President three options, each with diminishing probabilities of success. The first option was 100,000 additional troops, which would guarantee control of the country, but at the risk of appearing too much like an occupier. The second was the much touted 40,000 with a "reasonable" degree of success. The third was 20,000 which offered a poor chance of success. In classic triangulation style, Obama chose what he perceived to be the Goldilocks option and will send 30,000. To his credit, he has put pressure on our NATO allies to step up their commitments, but that has an uncertain outcome.

OPPORTUNITIES LOST
In the three months it took Obama to make this decision, some opportunities have been lost. Pakistan has been pushing up into the tribal regions in their north, putting pressure on the Taliban and Al Queda factions finding safe harbor there. While a true hammer and anvil strategy would probably not be viable - the terrain makes it almost impossible - having more assets available might have cut off any escape and supply lines coming in and out of Afghanistan, further degrading the battle capacity of these fanatics.

So a slow decision making process cost us the chance at killing some bad guys, and it has also coincided with the worst few months of the war since its inception:

I am not a psychologist, but it seems to me that if I am a bad guy, and the leader of my opponent is indecisive and "agonizing" about his decision, I am going to step up my game in the hope of influencing him to just leave. Well, that's pretty much what they have done: Obama's pledge to begin leaving by July, 2011 ranks among the dumbest stunts in foreign or military policy history. As a retired Naval officer, I wince in pain for the young cadets that had to sit through that piece of punditry coming from their Commander in Chief. Many of those young men and women will be 2nd Lieutenants when the order to retreat is given, and as Americans, we are not big on losing. These are all bright young adults and I am confident that they picked up on the political timing of mid-2011 - just about when the political campaigns will begin heating up.

IT'S NOT IRAQ
While I have nothing but respect (and a great deal of sympathy for) the senior command staff and flag ranked officers of this war effort, I am deeply concerned about the overall strategy of the Afghanistan effort. The "Surge" strategy worked extremely well in Iraq, but it did so because Iraq's terrain is far more hospitable to the type of heavy equipment and fast strike ability of our forces and, more importantly, their culture and traditions are far different from the Afghan experience. Essentially, Iraq is three cultural groups crammed together in a resource rich area. Afghanistan is a collection of tribes and dialects...about the only thing that unifies them is Islam. Tribal loyalties supersede national pride and are extremely fluid. Further, Iraq has a regionally high literacy rate of 65%, compared to Afghanistan's 28%. An appreciation for literacy has a direct correlation with the ability to organize and sustain a functioning government. So, while the outcome is still not certain in Iraq, the notion that a democracy can be established there and flourish in this drain-pool of Islamic terrorism, is within the realm of possibility. Afghanistan, in contrast, needs a thug to hold them together...they are a long way from the nation-building goal of a constitutional democracy. Frankly, in the case of both countries, unless you go the route of Ataturk in Turkey and ban the madrassas where the craziness is taught, I don't think you can ever have a true democracy in an Islamic country. Sharia law is totally incompatible with the liberties necessary for a democratic republic to survive. Our military and political minds continue to want to believe in the politically correct notion, that given the right incentives, all peoples' hearts and minds can be won over. If you are dealing with rational people that share your fundamental values, this is a true statement. If you are dealing with people barely out of the Stone Age, only force works.

Because of these profound differences between the two countries, I would submit that a fundamental difference in strategy is necessary for success and that our goals should be very different. Look how the Taliban was overthrown in 2001; it was a light footprint with Special Forces teams and tremendous (and brilliant) use of local militias. Saddam was overthrown with tank columns slicing deep into his country.

The strategy I would propose is to draw down the force structure now. Why wait eighteen months for failure? We've already told them we are going to leave. Let's cut our losses and our expenses now. The U.S. Military has never been good at "nation building," let's get back to doing what we are extremely good at, killing people and breaking things. I would leave sufficient forces in theater to train and work with the local militias to protect the major population centers in Kabul, Kandahar and Mazar e Sharif along with an extremely lethal special forces group that would go to trouble spots and kill bad guys. Leave a strike presence in the Arabian Sea and bolster the missions of drones. Let the word go out, like the famous kill cards in Vietnam, that if you mess with us, the consequences will be severe. Keep this level of forces around for several years until the Afghans get mad enough at the Taliban that they solve it on their own. I would also keep the pressure (and aid if necessary) on the Pakistanis to continue to push into the Northern Territories and root out the Al Queda elements there. Our Predators have done a tremendous job assisting in that effort and with more of those around, there will be fewer places to hide.

RUMSFELD WAS RIGHT
Though he was hounded out of office, Rumsfeld had the right vision for the future of the American military. With Afghanistan, we may have reached the apogee of American involvement overseas in its current form. With our national debt at unsustainable levels and entitlement programs threatening to consume every penny of tax revenue, we simply won't be able to afford long, extended nation building projects. When Grandma's Medicare Part D gets cut because the government is broke, they are not going to give a damn whether some dirt-farmer in Chagcharan has running water and universal suffrage.

Rumsfeld foresaw where this was going and sought to change the very nature of the way we would conduct war. "You go to war with the Army you have, not the one you wish you had," he famously said and he was in the process of trying to figure out what that future war's army ought to look like. What we will need is an exceptionally light, mobile and lethal force that has the ability to deliver a crushing blow and get out. Frankly, it's what we should have done in Afghanistan and Iraq, but W got on the whole "change the Middle East" kick and this is where we are now. Democracies do not like long wars, and any war that is exposed to an election cycle puts the military strategy in the ballot box. Our Founding Fathers recognized this in the system they established and George Washington cautioned us against "foreign entanglements."

TOWARDS A NEO-NEO-CON
The neo-conservative vision of building thriving democracies from Kabul to Baghdad and how this would result in a new domino effect of democratization was noble, but flawed. It pre-supposed a bias towards equality, rule of law and comity that is simply not consistent with the characters of the peoples in this region. These are not the children of Athens and Rome, those noble traditions from which Western culture springs. These are the children of the Saffarids, the Mughals, and Islam. In time, Pepsi, Michael Jackson and re-runs of Dallas might bring them around, but it is not going to be imposed upon them regardless of the nobility of our intentions.

A neo-neo-con vision would have us living closer to the vision of our Founders. It is not isolationism that I am promoting, rather it is a careful consideration of all of our foreign involvements with the selfish metric of discerning whether it is for our interests or not. We can continue to act as the world's policeman under that format, but the world needs to understand that if we have to turn some place into a pile of rubble, there will be no Marshall Plan to fix it. It's tough love, but it will also breed self sufficiency in the long run.

Ultimately, what will drain the cesspool of hatred in that region will be economic opportunity. Mohammed is going to be far less inclined to strap on a bomb vest or go dig an IED hole, if he believes that if he stays alive, his children will be better off. That will require a respect for property rights and the rule of law. These will have to spring from internal sources - I am not advocating foreign aid gifts that end up in corrupt despots pockets. Let these states figure out if they want to be part of the productive world and make it clear what is necessary to join. There will be failures and there will be refugee emigration, but in the end, that's the only sane way out of this. Sickening political correctness that ignores the reality of where the problem stems from only exacerbate and extend the problem. Islam needs to be reformed from within so that this madness will stop; that reform process will only begin in earnest when the sheiks and the warlords and the fascists finally come to realize that they have been ostracized from the world and are left with no one else to kill but themselves.

Rumble on!

2004 Travaglini GATTINARA (Piemonte, Italy)

A decently-made Nebbiolo from a long-underachieving appellation in northern Piemonte. Unlike many of its more expensive and prestigious neighbors to the south in the Barolo and Barbaresco DOC, whose growers have all seemed to have changed over to a bland, no-doubt-technologically-sound modern method of making Nebbiolo based wines that strip Nebbiolo of the characterisitics that made it great, you can actually discern -- if you concentrate -- that this wine was made from the Nebbiolo grape.

From the region where Nebbiolo is locally called "Spanna" near the city of Turin, Gattinara used to be an amazing wine in the hands of long-gone masters such as Antonio Vallana, and the still-around-but-resting-on-its-laurels house of Luigi Dessilani. Travaglini has never been at the pinnacle of Gattinara producers, but was usually a dependable if unexciting wine. I think the fact that good Gattinaras are so rare in this country may have made me a bit more lenient in my assessment than usual, but anyway . . .

Medium-light ruby garnet. Somewhat shy nose of smoky, earthy, winey dried cherries. Has a weightiness in the mouth that contrasts with its light color and shy nose. Not a lot of initial, upfront fruit, but building weight in the cherry skins, minerally, peppery finish. A fair amount of tannin coats the mouth, but I wouldn't wait for it to drop out because I think this wine is fairly advanced in its evolution. 86. Was $24.99 on sale at Randall's on Weslayan. Imported by Palm Bay Imports.

2006 Castello La Leccia CHIANTI CLASSICO (Tuscany, Italy)


A rather chunky and four-square Chianti. Satisfying, but neither elegant nor complex.


Very crystalline dark ruby. Somewhat reticent nose, but with coaxing, ripe, tangy dark cherry fruit, sweet cream, lemon juice, and hot gravel scents emerge. Focused and muscular in the mouth, with direct, dark cherry fruit and loads of slightly bitter minerals. Full-bodied (for a Chianti), with a slightly tannic mouthfeel. Its chunky, direct style would pair well with vary garlicky tomato sauces or a puttanesca sauce with lots of anchovies and olives. 86. Imported by Vituoso Selections (Austin, TX). Was about $16 and change at Spec's on Smith.
(Sorry, 2002 pictured).

2007 Alexander Valley Vineyards "SIN ZIN" (Zinfandel) (Cal.)


A decently-made, direct Zinfandel. Nothing to write home about, but a decent value that is widely-available. I remember back in the mid-1980s when Sin Zin was a seriously intense and complex Zin, but it is obviously directed to a different market segment now, as its ubiquitous presence in supermarkets can attest.


Bright and youthful dark ruby. Vibrant, fruity nose, with black rapsberry and rhubarb, along with a very teeny gingerbread-infused sweet cream note. Fairly full, featuring lots of simple berry fruit in the initial attack, but fading quickly into nothingness. 84. Was about $13 on sale at Randall's on Weslayan.

2006 Remo Farina "RIPASSO" Valpolicella Classico Superiore (Veneto, Italy)

The best old-school Ripasso-method* Valpo I've had in years.

Very dark blackish ruby-garnet. Utterly classic Ripasso nose of earthy, brandy-macerated fresh and dried cherries, with a hint of tar and eucalyptus. Dense, full-bodied, yet with lively, almost prickly acidity. Intensely "winey" and dry flavors of dried chokecherries with a hint of prune (in a good way!). Lengthy, minerally finish. Very very nice. 90. Imported by Banville & Jones Wine Merchants (NJ). Was $18.95 at Central Market, making it a very good value for a Ripasso.

* Ripasso refers to the dual fermentation this wine gets. In Valpolicella, they make both straight Valpo and Amarone di Valpolicella. Straight Valpo is usually fairly light and refreshing. Amarone is made from grapes left to dry for a few weeks before crushing. It makes a rich, high-alcohol wine with deep, dark, dried fruit and tar flavors. Ripasso Valpos are regular Valpos to which the crushed, used skins of the grapes used for Amarone are added just after the Valpo has fully fermented. This triggers additional fermentation and extraction of some of the flavors of the Amarone style wine.

2008 Viña Borgia (100% Grenache) (Campo de Borja, Spain)


Just an insane value. A really good wine for under $6.

Deep ruby with loads of youthful violet hues. Nose jumps out of the glass with fresh raspberry liqueur, flowers, and a hint of stone. Pure and intense, with tangy flavors of crushed back raspberries and minerals. Full-bodied, with lively acidity and a little pleasant pepperiness in the finish. A really lively mouthful of fruity goodness. 88. Imported by Jorge Ordoñez. Was $5.19 at Spec's, and is also currently on sale at Whole Foods on Bellaire for $5.99.

Thanksgiving wine #2: 2006 Louis M. Martini "Gnarly Vine" ZINFANDEL "Monte Rosso Vineyard" (Sonoma County, Cal.)


A dynamite Zin from arguably the single greatest Zinfandel vineyard in the world.


Vibrant, deep and dark ruby with violet highlights. Almost overwhelming nose of ripe, tangy blackberry and boysenberry fruit, with prominent smoke and crushed stone notes. Thick flavors that attach themselves to every corner of the inside of your mouth and don't quit -- loads of dark, port-like (but dry) blackberry fruit, a rich meatiness, and hot sandstone flavors. Lots of fine-grained tannins, but they are smothered by the richness of fruit. Very full bodied, with a finish that stays with you for well over a minute. Ridiculous. 93. Was about $36 at Spec's on Smith.

Thanksgiving wine #1: 2007 Argyle PINOT NOIR (Willamette Valley, Oregon)


An incredibly fragrant Pinot Noir, but lacking just a bit of concentration on the palate.


Shockingly light ruby color. Very fragrant nose of sappy, earthy cherries, pomegranate, and smoky peat. Low-toned attack in the mouth, with dark, macerated cherries and scorched earthy, iodiney minerals. A bit thinner in the mid-palate than the extraordinary nose would lead one to believe. Fairly long, resiny, minerally finish. 90 for the nose, 87 for the palate. Was $29 at Whole Foods on Bellaire.

2007 Morande CARMENERE Reserva (Maipo Valley, Chile)


Yet ANOTHER delicious Carmenere at a very good price.


Nearly fully-saturated black ruby with violet highlights. Incredibly fruity nose -- loads of ripe blackberry and cassis fruit, with background components of smoky gravel and bell pepper (just a touch). Round, rich, full, with deep, lingering fruit and very nice balance. This is a full-bodied, potent wine that goes down way too easily. Maybe lacking a bit of complexity but at this price no one can complain. 89. Was $11.99 at Spec's on Richmond (near West Loop).

2007 Domaine de la Chanteleuserie BOURGEUIL "Cuvee Alouettes" (Loire Valley, France)


A lighter, leaner style of Cabernet France. Went very well with a simple roast chicken.


Light, bright, crystalline ruby. High-toned nose of herby cassis, dried leaves, and machine oil. Bone dry and lively flavors of liquid minerals and cherry skins, with light body and terrific acidity. Very food-friendly. Finish is long, but light, lean, and dry. 86. Was $19.99 at Houston Wine Merchant (South Shepherd). Imported by Kermit Lynch.

2007 Hahn Estate "MERITAGE" (Central Coast, Cal.)


This was a soft, pleasurable red. I'm guessing there is a lot of Merlot in the blend (the label doesn't say what it is).


Nearly saturated black ruby. Soft, sweet, ripe nose of blackberry syrup and smoky balsa wood. Round, ripe, and soft, with mouthfilling and satisfying (if not complex) flavors of blackberries and smoke, with a tad bit of pencil lead. Long, soft, ripe finish with a barely noticeable level of very soft tannin. 87. Not sure how much this cost as it was a gift.
PS -- Hahn website indicates this is blend of 31% Merlot, 31% Cabernet Sauvignon, 17% Petit Verdot, 12% Malbec, and 9% Cabernet Franc.


2006 Domaine Brusset COTES DE VENTOUX "Les Boudalles" (Rhone, France)


A decent but generic tasting red.


Very dark black ruby. Medium intensity, plummy nose. Good concentration of straightforward, plummy/berry fruit. Substantial, medium-soft tannin to give some structure. Good balance, but so middle-of-the-road in character as to lack any indication whatsoever where it came from or what grapes were in it. Clean finish. 83. Was $11 at Spec's on Westheimer (between Hillcroft and Dunvale). New Castle Imports, S.C.

2007 Erik Banti MORELLINO DI SCANSANO (Southern Tuscany, Italy)


This is a typical, solid Sangiovese from this reliable Morellino producer.


Dark, blackish ruby. Earthy, deep-toned nose of dark black cherries macerated in cherry eau-de-vie, with charcoal and balsa wood notes. Concentrated, medium-full bodied, with some rustic tannin, this wine is ripe, with good fruit/acid/alcohol balance and moathcoating, smoky dark fruit flavors. Very nice finish. Not elegant, but a satisfying mouthful. 87. Imported by Margaux and Associates. Once again, no receipt, but I think I got this one at Central Market for around $19.
(Sorry, 2005 label shown)
UPDATE -- Got this at Spec's on Smith for $14.99, so disregard the guess above.

2006 Domaine Seguin POUILLY-FUMÉ (Loire Valley, France)


This Sauvignon Blanc started out unimpressive and over time opened up into a very, very good wine.


Very light gold color. Nose weak at first, but then developed into a very "biological" nose of ripe gooseberries, earthy, crushed, wet limestone, and fresh oregano leaves (a lemony/herbal streak). Soft and mouthfilling, yet with sparklingly bright flavors -- great minerality and zesty lemon-lime fruit. Lots of length. You might even think about decanting this one to get it to open up quicker! 89.


Was $22.99 at Richard's on Voss and San Felipe. Imported by Robert Kacher.

2007 Jean Francois Merieau TOURAINE GAMAY "Le Bois Jacou" (Loire Valley, France)


A light and refreshing red.

Medium ruby garnet. Very Beaujolais-like nose (Gamay is the grape that is used in Beaujolais) but with a higher-toned minerality. I am guessing this has to do with the differences in the soil. In very broad generalities, Beaujolais is known for its granite rich soil, while the Loire is more known for its chalky, limestoney soil.

Crisp and light in the mouth, with a good initial attack that falls away quickly, leaving mostly crisp acids and some minerality in the finish. A palate-cleansing style for hot days (put a light chill on this wine for extra refreshment) or to cut through garlicky, tomatoey dishes. 85. Imported by Jon David Headrick Selections (a relatively new but very good importer). Don't quote me on this, but I think I got this at Central Market for around $15.

Veteran's Day Tribute 2009

Can't be said any better than this:

November 10, 1775 - November 10, 2009 - Happy Birthday USMC

Belated birthday greetings to the Few, the Proud, the Marines.

November 9th 2009: Twenty years after the fall of the Berlin Wall

Twenty years ago today, the impossible became a reality when a stunned world watched as Germans from the east and west sides of the "Iron Curtain" tore down one of the most hideous symbols of Communist oppression, the Berlin wall. Barack Hussein Obama passed on an historic invitation by German Prime Minister Angela Merkel, to celebrate twenty years to the day, the felling of that most odious edifice and evidence of Communism's cost and evil intent.

If the weakness, indecision and fecklessness that so characterize this president's foreign and military policy is any guide, the oppressed people of the world can expect nothing from Obama but vague platitudes and self-congratulatory pronouncements from the "One" in their struggle for freedom.

Here then is a tribute to those who did oppose and overcome evil.



Such an event was inconceivable during the Cold War years. Here former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill coins the phrase, "Iron Curtain" in a speech delivered at Westminster College, Fulton.



Let us pray for brave leaders such as this to occupy the highest offices in our realm and let us be a people and a generation who merit such heralds.

Boise Calls For High Caliber Opponent

Yahoo has an article about how Boise State is looking for a high caliber opponent to face in the 2011 season to justify their current 9-0 record. Of course they are up in arms because they have 9 weeks still open.

Boise State athletic director Gene Bleymaier complains about how schools who gripe about Boise's unbelievably weak schedule are not signing up in groves to challenge them.

What Gene doesn't take into account is that those schools already have full schedules for the 2011 season. Florida, Texas, Southern Cal, and others all have full schedules even through 2012. In the SEC, Alabama and LSU would be able to challenge Boise, but only have a few days available. Other conferences are the same way.

The fact is that most schools are already booked up for the next 2, 3, sometimes 4 and 5 years. But that fact is ignored, and Boise gets to continue to play the victim of an unfair BCS system, and continue to defeat everyone else in the walk-over WAC conference (WAC teams are 17-18 out of conference, SEC teams are 33-6, Big 12 are 35-13, and PAC 10 are 20-9) without facing anyone of any difficulty outside of their conference.

Shut-up Boise, I hope you continue to win, Florida and Bama play undefeated in the SEC title, and the others above Boise fall out. I want to see Boise get crushed, and if this scenario plays out, I urge whichever team plays Boise to never let up.

Play first string all game, and settle for nothing less than 70 points.

You're Either With Us Or Against Us

The struggle over the ill-devised health care bill is nothing less than a battle for the soul of this nation. It is that important.

Because it is so important, there are no Democrats, Republicans, or Independents in this battle. You are either with us or you are against us.

If you choose to support this grotesque bill that will rape this nation and burden it with more financial weight than it can bear, then we will do everything within our power to see that you are looking for a new job on your next election day. Your polling guys know stats. The majority of Americans oppose universal health care. You support it, you're a lame duck.

If you stand against this bill and fight for this nation, we will do the same for you. We will circulate your name, talk about your courage, campaign for you, and raise money for you.

Make no mistake. We intend to kill this bill and any others that attempt to establish a government-run or controlled health insurance program.

Republicans Win! Democrats Can Suck It!



In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.

2008 Presents Red State Update Live



Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back.

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Ned Beatty Sings


Ned Beatty ain't just Jackie and Dunlap's favorite actor of all time-- he also sings down-home old-time Southern Gospel favorites. Don't believe us? Go give ol' Ned a listen at nedbeattysings.com. Leave him a message on his guestbook an' tell him Jackie and Dunlap sent ya!

Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus."







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The Election in review

Yesterday's elections produced some intriguing results. I've read a number of columns and listened to some of the pundits, so I thought I would summarize what I am hearing and offer some of my own thoughts on this matter:

1. Virginia was a behind-the-woodshed a*#whoopin'. The margins of victory were embarrassing - it was as if the Florida Gators showed up to play Richmond Girls School of the Blind. Double digit victories in all the top races. The central area of the state that had gone for Obama in the election was solidly back in the red camp.

2. New Jersey was a behind-the-woodshed a*#whoopin'. Though the margins were significantly smaller than Virginia, turning NJ red is an amazing feat. Those poor folks are sick and tired of the corruption and high taxes. This is the victory that proves Obama's coat tails are quite short - he spent a lot of time campaigning here for naught.

3. New York 23 was a disappointment. It was a lost opportunity. The Democrat's victory in a district that has been held by the Republicans forever, is sad - one more vote for Pelosicare. But this should stand as a lesson to the Republican party everywhere - choose your candidate carefully! Scozzafava was a deeply flawed candidate from the beginning - her bizarre dropping out and endorsement of the Democrat Owens should go down as one of the great betrayals in recent political history. The conservative candidate, Hoffman, ran out of time...the trend line was definitely his and without Scozzy on the ticket, he might have pulled it out. Endorsements by the Republican glitterati like Palin and Thompson were helpful, but not enough to pull this chestnut out of the fire of party division.

4. Each of these elections are still driven by local issues, but the common thread of people revolting against ever increasing levels of debt (and the taxes that will follow) and incumbency should give both parties cause for concern. Though it is a happier day for the right than a year ago, it is not time to stop. They were on the receiving end of this type of treatment in the 2006 election.

5. Social conservatism still wins. The gay marriage initiative in Maine went down to defeat just as it has in 31 other states. Leftards will try to spin this as "conservatives hate gays," but that is simply false. The old adage that your rights end when your "elbow hits my nose," applies here. "Marriage" is an institution that forms the backbone of a stable family and is the cornerstone of civilized society. Water that down and where does it stop? Boy and boy, girl and girl, boy and cat, girl and dog? This is a firewall that will continually be assaulted, but upon which conservatives will be willing to stand every time. Enough!

6. Though on the ascendancy again, the conservative movement has a long way to go. While the core of our message doesn't change, our delivery needs to me constantly refined and we must reject the attempts the statists make to define us. There is no time nor room for gloating. Conservatives must be careful to not overstate their mandate in the same way the Obama people did last year. Those clowns actually thought the American people (swing vote) had bought into a new socialist nirvana...no, they were angry at Bush, scared of the economy and they actually believed Obama when he ran on such conservative principles as:

- Victory in Afghanistan
- No increase in taxes
- Jobs!!
- Teacher accountability

He didn't seem like the liberal crazy he's turned out to be. Liberals know they can't get elected on their core principles - deception is the only way in.

In sum though, there are some themes that still define the American public:

a) It is still a center right nation. This is validated by numerous polls - most recently Gallup's numbers that put the number of people that define themselves as "conservative" at about 40% - those that said "liberal" less than 20%.

b) This is a nation deeply agitated about the state of the economy, the joblessness and the general direction of the country.

If the Republicans can regain their swagger as a result of last night it will be a good thing. But much work needs to be done. This is a baby step, but it is in the right direction. Conservatism is about freedom - the right kind of freedom. Statists offer a freedom from responsibility and consequences. Conservatives offer freedom of the human mind and of the individual...we need to continue to make that message clear.

2005 "Volver" (100% Tempranillo) (La Mancha, Spain)


I'm usually not a huge Tempranillo fan, but this really impressed me.


Completely saturated, youthful ruby/violet color. With air, the nose displayed a lovely combination of sweet baking spices and vanilla, along with ripe raspberry syrup and gravel. Ripe, mouthfilling, and still a bit tannic, the flavors started off with dense, rich fruit (blackberry and blueberry) but then tapered off into a lean, long iodine and dry berry extract finish. Lots of alcohol, acidity, and structure. A large-scale, formidable wine. Still could use a year or two of cellaring, at which point it may be even better. 89+. Was a great buy at $14.88 at Whole Foods on Bellaire. Imported by Jorge Ordonez Selections.

2006 Domaine Durand CORNAS "Premices" (Northern Rhone, France)


A large-scaled and rustic Syrah.


Dark, vivid plum-ruby color. Although closed and giving up nothing but scorched earth scents initially, after significant air time it yielded scents of sweet, plummy fruit, smoky, meaty, almost bacon-y notes, and lemon-cream spices. Compact and tannic in the mouth, with lots of pencil shaving and scorched earth flavors, along with youthful and not-so-soft tannin and peppery piquancy obscuring some nice but shy cassis fruit. Long, dry finish. Needs another 2 - 4 years to drop out some of the tannin and open up a bit. 85+. Imported by Fruit of the Vine, Inc. Was $26 at Whole Foods on Bellaire.


(Sorry -- this label looks a little different than the one I got, but it's close).

2006 Steele ZINFANDEL (Mendocino County, Cal.)


A good value, classy Zin. Not a ripe mouthfilling behemoth, but everything in nice harmony.


Bright, medium dark ruby. An initial, sharp acetate whiff on the nose blew off after about 20 minutes to reveal exuberant, focused, and fruity aromas of mixed wild berries, sweet cream, and caramelized baking spices. Full-bodied, with a soft texture, good concentration, and excellent balance of fruit, acids, and alcohol. Long, refreshing finish. 88. Will keep for another year or so, and was a pretty good value to boot. $16 at Spec's on Smith.


2007 Brigaldara VALPOLICELLA (Veneto, Italy)


A good, solid Valpo from this reliable producer.


Dark ruby/garnet color. The nose needed lots of time to open up, but then gave up pretty, medium intensity scents of sweet cherries and red berries, along with a touch of cinnamon and crushed stone. Medium-to-full bodied, with macerated, sweet/tart cherry flavors that pounce on the palate along with some slightly bitter, stony minerals. Some tannin perceptible, which is kind of unusual for basic entry-level Valpolicella. Decent finish. More of a palate-cleansing style that would counter highly-flavored rustic dishes. Drink over the next year. 86. Imported by Vinifera Imports. Was $19 at Spec's.

Halloween Swap and Shop

Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween?



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Knee Jerk Much?

A big face palm for HotAir today with the knee jerk reaction to Shepard Smith's pretty blatant sarcasm when "apologizing" for not being fair and balanced.

Shep gets a little smirk when he says the line and makes me think that it was a jab at fairness doctrine advocates.

In the clip, Shep asks when the Democrat candidate will be interviewed, to which she responds that he had ignored multiple requests. Even a longer clip done by Townhall.com has a pretty significant cut in it. I would like to see if the Fairness Doctrine was mentioned in the interview.

The Conservative Bible



Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help.



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Music Used As Torture?



Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture.



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Drunkest Guy Ever- Red State Update Remix



If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too.

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Red State Update on "The Conscience Of Kansas"


Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor.





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2006 Domaine de Cabasse SEGURET Côtes du Rhône Villages "Cuvée Garnacho" (Southern France)


Nice, but a bit disappointing for its pedigree. I usually expect individual village wines from the Rhône to have a bit more concentration and character than this one did.

Medium dark ruby color. Medium intensity, fruity nose of ripe raspberry and blackberry, with a little bit of sweet fruitcake and stone components way in the background. Low register, dark, almost bitter, medium intensity flavors of scorched earth and iodine, with some dry raspberry skin fruit taking a back seat. Peppery but pleasant finish with a bit of length and some barely-perceptible tannin too. 84. Was about $16 at Spec's on Richmond.

2006 Meia Encosta DÃO (Portugal)

A pretty solid $10 red.

Dark ruby garnet color.

Forthright nose of tangy mixed berries and spicy powdered rock. Medium full bodied and soft textured, with reasonably concentrated plum and pomegranate fruit and powdered stone flavors. Clean, balanced, medium length finish. While it's hard to get really excited about this wine, this is a wine that few people can dislike, making it a good choice for large, casual events. 86. Was around $10 at Spec's on Smith.


TTU Highlights MIT Department and Theta Tau Member

It's always good to read breaking articles about your Alma Mater. In this case, even though I graduated in Mechanical Engineering, many of my Theta Tau brothers were in the MIT (Manufacturing and Industrial Technology) department. Recently, they have been highlighted in the effort to take used canola oil from the cafeteria and turn it into biofuel.
Now, granted I'm not one who believes that humans are the primary cause of "Climate change" (I strongly believe the sun is the main instigator in that), but the process of turning used oil into biofuel is just cool!

Another person highlighted is member, and girlfriend to another Theta Tau member, Azurae Johnson. Azurae is a chemical engineering major who is researching nanocomposites at TTU.

How awesome is that? GO TECH!

2007 Stinger ZINFANDEL (Paso Robles, Cal.)

Alliteration time: this was one zingy, zesty Zin. Talk about tangy acidity! But in a good way.

Dark black ruby with youthful violet highlights. Very good color extraction. Lively nose of spicy raspberry, pomegranate, and crushed rock. Rich in fruit, yet loaded with crisp acids to give it some true zing, this wine is tailor-made for rich meat braises. Full-bodied, smooth-textured, and featuring a long, lively finish. 87. Another purchase ($9.99) I made at a great sale that was going on at Houston Wine Merchant a couple of weeks ago.





2006 Lake Breeze "Langhorne Creek" GRENACHE (Australia)


A really nice Grenache. Loaded with ripe fruit, but with everything in balance.


Medium-bright ruby garnet. Vibrant, exuberant nose of sweet crushed raspberries, slightly smoky sandstone, and gingerbread. Mouthfilling flavors of black pepper, lusty raspberry syrup, and a bit of an iodine-y/minerally thing going on in the finish. Avoids the jamminess that one can get with a lot of Aussie reds while still displaying lots of ripeness and richness. 88. Drink over the next year before the pepperiness (from the alcohol) starts to burn through the fruit. I think I paid about $19 for this at Whole Foods on Bellaire several months ago.

2005 Georges Viorney COTE DE BROUILLY "Cuvée Vieilles Vignes" (Beaujolais, France)

This 4-year old Beaujolais tasted remarkably vibrant and refreshing for its age.

Youthful, crystalline dark black ruby. Great, classic Beaujolais nose of sweet, crunchy plums and cherries, along with lots of granite-y minerality. Zest and vibrant in the mouth, with peppery, clean cherry / berry fruit and lots of clean, stony minerals. Some very fine-grained, rounded tannins still noticeable, amazingly enough. This wine has aged beautifully for a Beaujolais. Only thing it lacked was just a tad more concentration to take it to that highest level. 87. Imported by North Berkeley Imports, I got it direct from them for about $15 several months ago.

2007 Sebastiani PINOT NOIR "Sonoma Coast" (Cal.)

A very good value at the ridiculously low price I paid ($9.99, on sale) at Houston Wine Merchant (South Shepherd).


Bright, medium dark ruby. Lots of sweet, sappy cherry and plum fruit on the nose along with a hint of smoky gravel. Rich, ripe flavors attack the palate (in a soft-textured frame) with juicy mulled cherries and root beer/cola components, tapering off with baking spice-laced earth notes. Very nice. I'll take this over 90% of the $30 burgundies out there any day. 88.
(Certain "terroirist" bloggers would, I'm sure, poo-poo my obviously pedestrian tastes claiming that "this biodynamic french microproducer and that organic microproducer make much more genuine a product" -- and their wines probably are really good, but where the heck does anyone not living in New York City find such wines without taking off two weeks from work to "seek the Grail"? So I'll happily find and drink this much more easily found "people's burg.")

2006 Qupé GRENACHE "Purisima Vineyard" (Santa Ynez Valley, Cal.)


Showing the herbal side of Grenache, this was a distinctive wine.


Medium dark ruby/garnet color. Scents of rhubarb, raspberry, herbs, and intense powdered stone notes. Lean but intense in the mouth, with herby, minerally raspberry flavors and a very noticeable peppery component. Long, minerally, peppery finish. 87. Was $19.99 on sale at Houston Wine Merchant (on South Shepherd).

Red State Update Goes Gay














Thousands of gay folks marched on Washington this weekend. Obama gave a speech to 'em. Then everybody went back to arguin' about whether or not he shoulda got the Nobel Peace Prize. We here at Red State Update ain't gonna just repeat campaign promises-- we've put together all our old videos on gay stuff in one handy place. You're welcome. No reason to march on Jackie's store.

Gays Hate Obama



Still relevant.

Gays Still Hate Obama, Rick Warren



Gay Marriage




Gay Bishop At Obama's Inauguration




Perez Hilton Vs. Miss California



Miss California's Nudie Pictures



Red State Update Meets Westboro Baptist Church





Larry Craig



Remember how funny the words "Larry Craig" used to be? Remember?

Brokeback Mountain




Remember how funny the words "Brokeback Mountain" used to be? Remember?

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Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all.



Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...



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Kill The Sick to Fix Health Care

Dunlap has a bipartisan solution to the current health care crisis.



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It's Halloween Time!

Time to get your spook on with some of Red State Update's hair-raisin'est videos. Y'all have a safe and happy Godless pagan holiday.



















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Obama, Olympics, Chicago: UNAMERICAN

We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you.



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2005 Charles Koehly RIESLING "Saint Hippolyte" (Alsace, France)


Aaaah -- good Riesling from Alsace. Always one of my favorite types of whites. This Riesling, while dry in the typical Alsace style, is actually a bit more fruit-forward, and less austere, than many Alsace Rieslings.


Light gold color. Beautiful, yet somewhat reserved nose of crushed white grapes, slate, and a hint of yeasty-cinnamon. Soft-textured and medium-bodied, it has ripe, almost exotic flavors of grape, peach, gingerbread, and milky tea. Good balancing acidity as well. Will easily hold for another 1-2 years. 88. Imported by Neal Rosenthal.

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