Showing posts with label red state update. Show all posts
Showing posts with label red state update. Show all posts
Republicans Win! Democrats Can Suck It!
In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap celebrate the Republican victories in New Jersey and Virginia. Plus: Is new New Jersey Governor Chris Christie fat? Does Maine hate Gays? Will the Republicans win in 2010-- or even 2012? Come join the RSU community and give us your opinion over at redstateupdate.com-- that's where all the Red State Update action's at.
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2008 Presents Red State Update Live
Hungry for dated John McCain jokes? Sure you are! Join Jackie and Dunlap Live at the Los Angeles UCB Theatre from August, 2008. When they repossessed Dunlap's car, they found this tape in the trunk. They gave it back.
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Ned Beatty Sings
Then watch these clips and wonder at how one man could do all these parts and also be good at singin' "Just A Little Talk With Jesus."
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Halloween Swap and Shop
Jackie finally gets his chance to do a Red State Update Swap And Shop, but will he learn the true meaning of Halloween?
Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.
Take a gander at our other spooky Halloween Red State Update videos here. And don't forget to come visit us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.
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The Conservative Bible
Is the Bible too liberal? Conservapedia's Andy Schlafly and the Conservative Bible Project think so. They aim to fix it, with or without Jackie and Dunlap's help.
Come on over to http://www.redstateupdate.com. That's where the action is.
Music Used As Torture?
Liberal musicians are mad their music was used at Guantanamo, instead of where it belongs, in car commercials. In the latest Red State Update video, Jackie and Dunlap discuss whether music should ever be used as torture.
Buy the dang Red State Update CD "How Freedom Sounds" at Amazon, iTunes, or Dualtone (you can get some RSU T-shirts cheap from Dualtone, too).
Come see us at redstateupdate.com. That's where the action is.
Drunkest Guy Ever- Red State Update Remix
If everybody else on YouTube is gonna remix this poor plastered Drunkest-Guy-Ever-Goes-For-More-Beer fella, then, by God, we might as well do it too.
Red State Update on "The Conscience Of Kansas"
Jackie and Dunlap were guests on Paul Ibbetson's Conscience Of Kansas radio program. Topics included Rush Limbaugh, Balloon Boy, and whether or not Westboro Baptist protested at Flower's funeral on Meerkat Manor.
Come join us at redstateupdate.com-- that's where the action's at.
Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize
In the latest Red State Update, Jackie and Dunlap weigh in on Obama's surprising Nobel Peace Prize win. Does he deserve it? What Jackie and Dunlap's answer may shock you. If you don't know them at all.
Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...
Don't forget to join the Red State Update community over at redstateupdate.com. Come get your freedom yell on.
Of course, Jackie and Dunlap didn't like it much better when Al Gore won his Nobel Peace Prize...
Don't forget to join the Red State Update community over at redstateupdate.com. Come get your freedom yell on.
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Obama, Olympics, Chicago: UNAMERICAN
We're updatin' this Red State Update blog again, and just in time for us to laugh at Obama's failure to bring the Olympics to Chicago in 2016. Ha ha ha! That was us laughin'. Which do you think Jackie and Dunlap hate more, Obama, the Olympics, or foreigners? The answer may surprise you.
Don't forget to check us out at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the action is. Come join the Red State Update community and interact with like-minded reprobates. Or even un-like-minded reprobates! The reprobate part is what's important.
Don't forget to check us out at redstateupdate.com. That's where all the action is. Come join the Red State Update community and interact with like-minded reprobates. Or even un-like-minded reprobates! The reprobate part is what's important.
Red State Update: Hanging Saddam Hussein
Jackie and Dunlap discuss the hanging of Saddam Hussein. Also revealed: Red State Update's Wishlist of Celebrity Hangmen! Plus, James Brown, Ossie Davis, and Showtime at the Apollo.
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Red State Update's Who's Gonna Fill Their (Funny) Shoes
Red State Update: Gerald Ford Dead
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Jackie and Dunlap on the death of President Gerald Ford, why Republicans make the best Former Presidents, and moments of silence.
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Red State Update: Letters to Jackie Claus
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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 5
Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 4

Jackie and Dunlap love to shoot straight and tell it like it is every night, and tonight, November 7, 2006-- Election Night!-- is no exception. Buckle your seatbelts for some tough-hitting insight into the political process!
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Red State Update Live Video Blogs the Elections Pt. 3

Jackie and Dunlap sure are having a great time Live Video Blogging, thanks to Diebold's terrific new Live Video Blogging Technology! Let's lap up some of that heartening homespun wisdom.
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