
To our distant relatives across the Atlantic, we apologize for Barack Obama's puzzling and insensitive behavior in returning the bust of your beloved leader, Winston Churchill. Most of us admire Churchill's strength and wisdom and we feel a special kinship with Great Britain.
Since Obama's family isn't from Great Britain, maybe he doesn't feel the same way. Maybe he will replace the bust of Churchill with a bust of Shaka Zulu or Idi Amin. However, I suspect he will replace it with a bust of Che Guevara.
Remember, America is run by the people. We will not stand for any acts that weaken or jeopardize our relationship with our allies, especially Great Britain.
H/T: NB