The Danger of Dildos

This was too funny NOT to post! I wonder if these high and mighty fundies can actually bring themselves to say the word "dildo" on the floor of the legislature and I wonder how many snickers they get!

My question: is there a "grandfathered" in clause? Just wonderin'.

The Dire Problem of Dildos in Tennessee

Apparently, lawmakers in this impoverished red state can't find enough serious problems to address, so they've turned their minds to sex, specifically sex toys.

For unknown reasons, State Senator Charlotte Burks (DINO) and State Rep. Eric Swafford (R) have been thinking a lot about the activities going on your bedroom. They have come to the conclusion that Tennessee will be a better place to live if the state regulates your bedroom by outlawing dildos.

Dildos today, mandatory missionary position tomorrow.