OK, OK, we’ll get back to “unifying” and putting the nation back together real soon. HOWEVER, with as much garbage as our President and we in the Redstates have had to stomach gracefully over the last four years…we’re allowed a moment of gloating!
Without further ado, here are my top ten gloats.
1.TOM DASCHLE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Good-bye Mr. Smarmy Obstructionist!
2.MICHAEL MOORE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Lose some weight you slobbering liar! Your poisonous accusations, lies and distortions are THE primary reason for the dialogue to get so vitriolic! You hate America and everything we stand for…LEAVE!
3. TERRY McAULIFFE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Woopee, you raised more money and you still couldn’t win. Why don’t you and Bob Shrum open a campaign-consulting firm for LOSERS!
4. FRANCE: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Grow up and become a real country some time…the last time you deserved international respect was when an Italian was leading your forces into battle.
5. HOLLYWOOD: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Get out of your gilded mansions and realize that this country is good and decent…or, live up to the promises so many of you made and LEAVE!
6.CNN, The New York Times, MSNBCCBSABCNBC: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Nice try! Guess what? Americans are not as stupid as you think!
7.BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Love your music Boss, but stay out of politics! Ditto for Nanci Griffith and the Dixie Chicks.
8.OSAMA BIN LADEN: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Can you say “MOAB?” Dig deeper pal, we’re coming for you!
9. UN and especially the IAEA: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! Another nice try at influencing an American election…in the words of Donald Trump: “YOU’RE FIRED!”
10. EVERY LIBERAL WITH A “SELECTED NOT ELECTED” BUMPER STICKER: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!! MANDATE! GET IT!
All are invited to include their own targets for gloating!